"Nice Try, Lifetime" - Ryan Meehan - Nonexistent seeking nonexistent
Hey folks! Hitting you with another installment of the "Nice Try, Lifetime" theme. Today's poem is fro local writer, Ryan Meehan. Make sure you mark your calendars for our Local Lover's open mic next week on the 22nd at Rozz Tox in Rock Island. 8pm. Free admission. Enjoy work from Ryan Meehan! Nonexistent seeking nonexistent Woman seeking Man, aged 25 to 45. Must not smoke, drink or do drugs. Enjoys long walks on the river and looking for someone with which to share conversation whilst doing so. On a typical weeknight, I can be found snuggling with my beagle Stevie and watching My shows on Netflix. But just to be clear, I’m not up for “Netflix and chill” so don’t ask. I suppose I should say I’m not DOWN with “Netflix and chill”, but keep your mind out of the gutter because I’m not “going down” on anybody. At least not for the first couple of months or so. The man I am seeking must have stable employment, reasonable transportation, and be willing to...